Clever Clarity

  • On a Septic Tank Truck Sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
  • At a Proctologist’s Office: “To expedite your visit, please back in.”
  • On a Plumber’s Truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
  • At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.”
  • On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office Door: “Let us pick your nose.”
  • At a Towing Company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
  • In a Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
  • On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
From Preaching.com’s weekly e-newsletter.

Posted on May 18, 2011, in Quotes. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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