Clever Clarity
- On a Septic Tank Truck Sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
- At a Proctologist’s Office: “To expedite your visit, please back in.”
- On a Plumber’s Truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
- At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.”
- On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office Door: “Let us pick your nose.”
- At a Towing Company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
- In a Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
- On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
From Preaching.com’s weekly e-newsletter.
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