Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

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 Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas

10. Decorating the house (with plywood).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season.
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for ‘Specials’.
6. Family coming to stay with you.
5. Family and friends from out of state calling you.
4. Buying food you don’t normally buy . . . and in large quantities.
3. Days off from work.
2. Candles.
1. And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas: At some point you may have a tree in your house!

“A cheerful heart is good medicine…” Proverbs 17:22

About Lane Corley

I am - Follower of Jesus Christ - Husband to the beautiful and patient Heather Corley - Father of three. - Church Planter/Church Planting Catalyst for Send Network - When I can, I’m reading, raised bed gardening, and on mission with my church. - Hoping to be helpful.

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